Monday, September 24, 2007

CONVERSATIONAL SNATCHES...........................

  • TO WHOM ARE YOU PUTTING THE QUESTION
  • TO WHAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE TO
  • HOW FAST WERE YOU REALLY GOING
  • IS IT A QUESTION OF CULPABILITY
  • IT DON'T LOOK THE SAME NO MORE
  • WHY IS IT THAT THE PHONE IS RINGING AND I CANNOT HEAR IT ?
  • CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES
  • PRESSURE IS MY MIDDLE NAME
  • THE PERVASIVENESS OF YOUR OCULAR INTEREST IS DEEPLY DISTURBING
  • WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REALLY WANT ?
  • IS THE VEHICULAR DISTORTION AN ABERRATION ON YOUR WINDSCREEN
  • DOES YOUR WOOFER LET YOU FEEL THE OCTAVES
  • IF YOUR POISON IS BRANDY, WHAT IS THE DOSAGE REQUIRED TO MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR ?
  • ARE YOU THE ONE THEY SPOKE ABOUT ?
  • WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT YOU DO ?
  • YOU ARE A MAN OF GREAT STATURE AND POWER, YOUR AUTHORITY IS LEGEND, YOUR BUSINESS MANIPULATIONS RUTHLESS, THEN HOW COME WITH A GUN TO YOUR HEAD, YOU WET YOURSELF ?
  • YOU ARE A HUNGRY, MEAN, SELF CONFIDENT , ABUSIVE, BACKSTABBING, ELOQUENT, SELF SERVING CEO AND YOUR TIME HAS COME...........PLEASE STOP WHIMPERING AND GET OFF THE FLOOR.
  • ONCE YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT THERE IS NO TURNING BACK, EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO
  • WALK TALL, RIDE HARD AND MAKE YOUR OWN SUNSET.
  • PITY THE CRAB CAKES WERE TOO SALTY
  • ADJUST THE SHOULDER PADS BEFORE THE CLOCK STRIKES 12
  • DO YOU EVER JUST WONDER WHAT THE F*#@K IS GOING ON ?
  • TRY IF YOU DARE

2 comments:

Unknown said...

THE PERVASIVENESS OF YOUR OCULAR INTEREST IS DEEPLY DISTURBING
You actually heard someone say that?
Cool!

derick said...

amber,
thanks for dropping by-- there are many snatches that take place--internally, externally and in the limbo zone( not the drink or the dance)
i am glad that you enjoyed them---make a postcard of the cool comment.